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It started like this….

Brian: So Wop…I heard about your little "night outs" you have with random women. Damn man, have you no self-control?

Wopter scratches his head until he realized what Brian was talking about.

Wopter: Oh that! Well it's not my fault man. It was mating season for me. Just following my instincts.

Brian's glare became an unimpressed glare when he heard Wopter say this.

Brian: Oh yeah sure…blame a non-existing thing for your sex addiction. Dude, just admit that you are addicted to the pleasure of making love to people.

Wopter: I'm serious man! It's because of mating season! It's a common thing we rabbits go through. In fact, you're a rabbit yourself and pretty soon, it'll happen to you.

Brian: Pffft. Riiiiiiiight.

Wopter: I'm telling you Brian, it'll happen.

Brian: Look Wop, I may be part rabbit, but there's no way I'm gonna let something like that happen to me. I can assure you, I will be totally fi-

Suddenly, Brian's ears perked in the air. He started hunching up as if someone just kicked him in the crotch. He started doing strange movements.

Brian: ?! Mmmmm! Arrrrfggg!! Ffffffff!!!

Wopter: ? Uuuuh. You alright?

Brian: I don't know! What is…What is this strange vibe getting in my nether regions!?

Wopter pondered for a moment until he found the solution.

Wopter: A-ha! Your day has come Brian. Your starting to get MAJOR urges.

Brian: Huh?

Wopter: Ugh…your horny dude

Brian: WHAT?!  Bu..Bu…but I can't have that feeling!!!!!

Wopter: Well sorry dude, it's a one of the things that happens to us males. When we feel that way, it means we want to mate.

Brian: No way! I thought mating season was just a myth!

Wopter: *raises eyebrow* Wait you thought mating season was a myth?!

Brian: Trust me Wop, if you lived in my world, you'd understand.

Wopter: oh…

Brian: How do I make this feeling go away?!

Wopter: You'd have to mate with someone man. It's what mating season is all about.

Brian: Wopter you know damn well I can't do that!

Wopter: Give me one good reason why you can't?

Brian: Well for one, I don't want to cheat on my girlfriend!

Wopter: Well then if you don't want to cheat on her, mate with her then.

Brian:…you know if I wasn't doing these staggering movements, I'd smack you for even making that suggestion.

Wopter: What's wrong with mating with your girlfriend?

Brian: A, we promised each other we'd do it when we are ready and this here is NOT what I had in mind. And B……….I can't think of a B now, but It can assure, it'll back up my answer. So in short, its out of the question!

Wopter:  Well sorry dude, but its either that or your body is gonna force you to mate with someone.

Brian: DX Why did this happen to me?! Isn't there another way?!

Wopter thinks to himself, pondering ideas on how to rid Brian of the vibes, until he figures it out.

Wopter:…weeeeel…..there is one way.

Brian immediately grabbed Wopter's shoulders and began shaking him violently, wanting the answer.

Brian: What way?! WHAT WAY?! TELL ME!!!

Wopter: Ok! Ok! Calm yourself! Ok, another way to get that vibe out of you is to watch something so sick….so vile…so disgusting……so gut wrenchingly awful, that your mating genes will be neutralized for a year.

Brian: Hmmm…that does sound good…but the only thing that repulsive is-

Before Brian could finish, his eyes widened. He clearly figured out what it was that Wopter was talking about.

Brian: No…..you don't think O_O

Wopter: Yep…..your gonna have to watch…………*eyes squinted* 2 Girls and a Cup

Brian's face latterly turned pale at the thought, but with a sigh, he accepted the fate.

Brian: If this will keep me from doing something I'm going to regret for all eternity….I'll do it….

Wopter: *pats Brian's shoulder* Good luck man…

Brian nods and walks off, to do the unthinkable. And so, 3 hours have passed. Brian came back to the same spot he and Wopter were at. Brian had a "I'm scarred for life" look on his face.

Wopter: Oh hey Brian. So did it work?

Brian: *gulp* Yeah….the vibe is gone….you could say I…..puked it out….along with the grape soda I had 5 hours ago before our conversation.

Wopter:  Sacrifices had to be made man…………..still….I can't believe you thought mating season was a myth man.

Brian: You know Wop, this isn't making me feel any better one bit you know that?
Remember when Wopter said in that one pic of his "There's a moment in the year when the rabbits want... yeah you know :'D they call it "mating season" Well now its happened....and this time its on Brian. Brian's never had this feeling before and doesn't want the feeling at all XD Hope you enjoy the read =3 and poor Brian >_> but as they say "sacrifices must be made"

oh and BTW. if your wondering about what scene the pic is showing. Its this

[Suddenly, Brian's ears perked in the air. He started hunching up as if someone just kicked him in the crotch. He started doing strange movements.

Brian: ?! Mmmmm! Arrrrfggg!! Ffffffff!!!

Wopter: ? Uuuuh. You alright?]

Wopter: :iconwopter:
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:iconchaoswarriorkosaru:
ChaosWarriorKosaru Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011
Kosaru: Wow, Brian... what you did took real courage, man!
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2011   Artist
Brian: Heh...yeah
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:iconchaoswarriorkosaru:
ChaosWarriorKosaru Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2011
Kosaru: Yep, but then again, I would've done the same. You and me both, we are born virgins, and we shall die virgins!
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2011   Artist
Brian:....uuh. I'm only staying like that till marriage pal.
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:iconchaoswarriorkosaru:
ChaosWarriorKosaru Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2011
Kosaru: (eyes flash green) Sorry, Brian, you'll have to forgive Kosaru. He doesn't like anything involving lust very much. (sighs after eyes return to normal) Mido's right. Call me a prude if that's what it makes me, but I hate sex.
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner May 2, 2011   Artist
Brian: I see .3.
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:iconsweetie1995:
sweetie1995 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
nice storyXD, i liked the ending cB
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011   Artist
thanks XD
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:iconsweetie1995:
sweetie1995 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
welcomeX'3
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011   Artist
X3
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:iconsweetie1995:
sweetie1995 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
i also didnt know that brian though mating season was a myth o3o
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011   Artist
rofl I know XD but like he said

Brian: If you lived in my world, you'd understand!
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sweetie1995 Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011
do i even wanna know his world? is a good question X3
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2011   Artist
lol XD the world he lives in is pretty crazy XD
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Dragonuv3 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
lol XD!!!!
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
XD
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:iconbueno4life:
Bueno4Life Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
lol XD poor Brian
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
yes XD
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:iconwopter:
Wopter Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wopter: You know, if you feel like this again, I have some more videos that you can watch, similar to 2 girls 1 cup -w- ... ha, a myth

Lol nice story xD you'll see, I hate reading -w-; but this time I enjoyed reading this little story XD
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
lol thanks man XD

Brian: Fine...least its better than cheating.
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:iconsliveremperor:
SliverEmperor Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
...Wow, that's what I call dedication. Watching 2G1C just to purge yourself of mating urges so you don't cheat on your girlfriend-that is definitely love right there. Although, it begs the question: How come this never happened to you before when you were full bunny?
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
who's to say it has ._.
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:iconsliveremperor:
SliverEmperor Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
Er...because you'd have known about it if you'd experienced it before?
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
I made sure I kept THAT secret.
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:iconsliveremperor:
SliverEmperor Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
...But then why are you so surprised that it happened now?
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
I dunno .3.
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:iconsliveremperor:
SliverEmperor Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
...Y'know, I could probably remove the glands that make your hormones go loony in Mating Season.
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
I rather you don't
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kitten700 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
:rofl: Oh my gawd XD
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
:rofl: yes XD
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:iconkitten700:
kitten700 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
XD :lmao:
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
lol no way I was gonna let that happen XD
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:iconkitten700:
kitten700 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
XD
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:iconagent-eli:
Agent-Eli Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
XDDDDDDDDD
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
XD
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:iconagent-eli:
Agent-Eli Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
So glad Emily wasn't around to witness this
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
lol I know. she would smack Wopter as well XD
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:iconagent-eli:
Agent-Eli Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Well its Wopter
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011   Artist
lol
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:iconagent-eli:
Agent-Eli Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
He was right though. You may be a hybrid but...
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2011   Artist
,,,you cannot escape the calling
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honeyhtf Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
haha XD poor brian !
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
yes XD
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:iconhoneyhtf:
honeyhtf Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
XD
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
lol XD
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:iconmrkaosx:
MrKaosX Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
Oh yeah.. march month. the rabbits are mating like crazy in that month. <:B
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
lol xP
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:iconcartoonz-4-life:
Cartoonz-4-Life Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
Must suck to be a rabbit. XD Poor you, dude, watching 2 Girls and 1 Cup D:
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:iconthespidermanager:
TheSpiderManager Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011   Artist
rofl XD yeah it must...especially if your a hybrid of a rabbit
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:iconcartoonz-4-life:
Cartoonz-4-Life Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2011
Oh yeah XDD
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